News Weekly

This weeks funny pet weekly is awarded to
Milo. For this excellent eye balling photo shot.
Only if we could understand just one thing about
this photo ladies and gentlemen.

by: Richard

January 26th , 2004

What in the world caused
his eyes to bulge out
like that. Scientist
believe one of two
things. Either he saw a
ghost or he saw me
naked.

Section A

Don't believe any other
newspaper ladies and
gentlemen. We tell the
truth. You can count on
our news crew to have up
to the date information.

"Magnificent Eyes Never Lie"

Be sure to report back every 2 weeks for more breaking
news. Don't miss a chance to read our next article,
"Invasion of Stupid Hamsters". Find out what these
creatures would do to the environment if they were
human size.Its all going to be in our next newspaper!
Don't miss out!!!

SECTION B

SPORTS

"KID BREAKS ALL TIME RECORD!"

By: Richard