Richard's
Christmas list

For Christmas I want
a nice car with the
works, a bar full of
jerks, and a store with
clerks. I want a game
boy, not a lousy toy. A
stalking full of joy and
a friend named Roy. I
want a tick, one you
can kick and flick I
want you to pick me
up a balloon shaped
like a baboon made by
a buffoon. I want an
army of squirrels, a jar
full of priceless pearls.
I want a boat, a root
beer float and a nice
wooly coat. I want a
bug, but not a slug, a
coffee mug. I want a
billion dollars in cash,
potatoes to mash, and
a ton of trash. I need
some bleach, and a
leach, that can teach
each peach to reach. I
want a shoe that was
made from left over
glue and a cow's
moo!!! I want a deer
with one ear roasted
with love and cheer. I
want a third eye, and
the ability to fly, I
don't know exactly
why. I want a girly
laugh, and a baby calf.
I want a third toe, to
meet a guy named
Joe, who runs very
slow and has bad B.O.
I want a clown with a
frown, to have my own
town. I want some
gum, have only one
thumb and be
extremely dumb. I
want a thin Chinese
twin that knows Kong-
fu and can tie his own
shoe. I would rather
get some rocks or the
chicken pocks than a
pair of socks. I want a
funky smelling
monkey with fleas that
eats green peas, and
likes climbing trees. I
want all these
PLEASE!!!!

Hint: It rhymes